Feel Less Useless With These Apps

Top 6 useless apps of all time

These are top 6 mind-blowing apps that will end up making you feel useless. Since they make not much of a sense I didn’t let the Shakespeare in me define these in depth to lose its essence and let them be self explanatory.

1. NOTHING App

Downloads- 1M+ ( HaaaaH my tribe)

Genre- Nothing Size- 15 MB (Nothing is also something for 15 MB) Rating- 4.5★ ( Reaaaally!! Like what for)

About the app: This game does nothing! No literally.... It does nothing, (like passed out jobless engineers of Bharat). After installation of the game, you are greeted with a white jpeg. image with ‘NOTHING’ written in Roman font in the centre of the screen, that all! But in the contrary it did have something like nothing. Review of the Decade

2. TOILET PAPER App

26K Rupees Downloads- 100+

Genre- Suspense/ Thriller (pehle paise bharo, fir make fool of yourself) Size- 15 MB (Is being useless so heavy?) Rating- 3.5★ About the game: Let me tell you this straight- This app after installation shows you an image of toilet paper in a black background. Yes you pay 26K rupees for this and those 100+ people were really high on heavy drugs.

*Warning- If you are putting something in your mouth….Shii I meant food and water you dirty minds or easily get disgusted then skip this*

3. POOP MAP App

Downloads- 100K+

Genre- Sociaaa…NO its Shit Networking

Size- 8MB Rating- 4.4★ (ofcoarse the world loves shit) About the app: This app lets you mark and track where you and your friends have pooped. You can poop and connect with your friends and family (all I got to say is…….I underestimated my shit)

4.TREADMILL SIMULATOR App

Downloads- 100K+

Genre- Sports (haaaah you’ll find out) Size- 2.4 MB Rating- 3.5★ (fair enough) About the game: Simple app which simulates a treadmill in your phone- Fitness for your fingers guyssssss…SURPRISE!!! (let those teeny tiny fingers have some macho muscles).

Review of the decade-

No time for reviews as hoomans are still working out.

5.THE KISSING TEST - PRANK GAME

Downloads- 100K+ (a moment of silence for all the singles out there)

Genre- Virtual Romenceee Size- 9.6 MB Rating- 3.4★ About this game: This is a stimulator that describes your kiss- Are you a good or a bad kisser? ( don’t …don’t let me know in the comments, I peaceful being innocent). Where was this app when I was having my first kiss? I struggled practicing with Youtube and cupcakes.

Still, cant imagine the trauma of saliva bath those phone screens go through!

Review of the Decade

6.PORTABLE FAN App

Downloads- 1M+ (WHAAAAAAAT!!)

Genre- Education Size- 3.2 MB Rating- 3.8★ About the game: The reason I put up genre as education (yeah look back if missed, you skippers) is because you can watch how a simple fan rotates and educate yourself that you shouldn’t make a similar mistake of wasting your precious time ever again!

‘The Best Fan Ever’.

Review of the Decade

HOUNARABLE MENTIONS

1. Yik Yak - Speak to anyone in 1 mile range from you.

2. Rock Simulator - Click the rocks.

3. Shut up App - Click the button to shut anyone's mouth.

I couldn’t try any of these apps but if you are a Bahubali and try them out then do narrate me your guaranteed terrible experience in the comments or just simply fill the comments with your thoughts on uselessness not galli..

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